bullshitalacarte:
Toast with mustard.About to add some veggie sausages. #EffYeahBreakfast 

bullshitalacarte:

Toast with mustard.
About to add some veggie sausages.
#EffYeahBreakfast 

I just shoved a few veggie sausages in the oven and thought, “That’ll do.”
bullshitalacarte:

…and I wonder why I didn’t go vegetarian years ago.
#ActuallyI’mJustPescetarian#StillThisShitIsDisgusting 

bullshitalacarte:

…and I wonder why I didn’t go vegetarian years ago.

#ActuallyI’mJustPescetarian
#StillThisShitIsDisgusting 

On vegetarianism:
My best friend's dad: So why don't you eat small amounts of meat when you want to?
Me: But that's the thing - I don't want to.
My best friend's dad: Not even a little bit?
Me: ...
Fresh Cilantro. Mmmmmm’mmmm.

Fresh Cilantro. Mmmmmm’mmmm.

Yummmmmy!

Yummmmmy!