In case you didn’t already know, here’s the scoop on the Nez Perce war.
I’ve been thinkin’ of you all day, #America. <3 (my cousin, Christopher, a #NewYorkCity #paramedic) (Taken with Instagram)
FUCK YEAH KAL PENN!
I love having the power to edit.
I also love Festus.
When you are a banker, and you get caught defrauding your clients and stealing their money in China, you get executed.
In Japan, you kill yourself.
In America you get a fat bonus and your own building.
So this is what I look like with hat hair and a card-key to a Travelodge somewhere in southwestern Portland (Oregon). Jess and I just checked into our room and we’re ready to PARRRTAY.
I work at a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell, and we often sell pizza and breadsticks so quickly that we can’t keep up with the drive thru’s demand. If this is the case, let the customer know of this and ask them to pull to the parking lot and wait for the hot, fresh, delicious food to come out of the oven. It only takes eight minutes for the crust to bake. Sometimes, depending on when during the baking process they order, their wait is less than eight minutes.
This, apparently, is totally unacceptable to the general public.