I am…
watching Breaking Bad while Elle Miers makes hummus.
Neither of us are wearing pants.
#TheAmericanDream
If you wanna get with me then you’re gonna have to get with my friends. And THAT is a Spice Girls song.
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| — | Zooey Deschanel, New Girl |
Bea Arthur’s Marine enlistment photo
Personality appraisal sheets from her enlistment interviews described her as “argumentative” and “over agressive,” and her interviewer wrote that she was “officious - but probably a good worker - if she has her own way.”
I got to see Brooks last night.
His beard was looking great.
We watched Space Ghost and snuggled.
#Win
Dear “History Channel”, Ice road truckers, pawn shops, and hairy bikers have NOTHING to do with history.
Dear Discovery Channel, Please try to discover something other than guns and choppers, and some assholes answering trivia in a cab.
Dear TLC, W T F. Change your goddamn name.
Step 1) Press ‘play’ on Band of Brothers episode
Step 2) Fast forward for, like, 14 minutes to get through the intro credits
I will not lie. I love True Blood. I also love Power Rangers. Those two aren’t really related, but whatever.
#Abi
Mostly I’m interested in dolphins, you know? Like, pictures of dolphins, ceramic dolphin figurines, stories featuring dolphin protagonists, dolphin t-shirts, dolphin posters, cuddly dolphin plush toys, documentaries about famous dolphins, Flipper re-runs, everythingdolphins.com, all the Snowflake scenes in the first Ace Ventura movie, and Miami football. That sort of stuff.
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| — | Larry Burkett |
