@jessplzthx, Y U no live here!? #HarryPotter #Trivia #FuckHawaii (at Local Harvest Grocery)
Dear “History Channel”, Ice road truckers, pawn shops, and hairy bikers have NOTHING to do with history.
Dear Discovery Channel, Please try to discover something other than guns and choppers, and some assholes answering trivia in a cab.
Dear TLC, W T F. Change your goddamn name.
I don’t know whether to get drunk or not.
I feel like I’ve already told the trivia girl I love her too many times.