I wasn’t stalking, I was lurking!
Jude Law’s character in Closer.
I have looked at my boyfriend’s ex’s facebook page twelve times in the last three hours. What is wrong with me?
Quick! Someone get the scalpel; I need a lobotomy. 

I have looked at my boyfriend’s ex’s facebook page twelve times in the last three hours. What is wrong with me?

Quick! Someone get the scalpel; I need a lobotomy.