Dear sunlight creeping through my friend’s bedroom window,
I went to bed at 7:30 AM, but you have woken me up a mere two hours into my slumber. I do not appreciate this. Please stop.
I would get up, cross the room, and close you if I had the requisite energy. However, this is not the case.
Kindly consider my tired, sensitive retinas.
Thank you,
Analicia
