bullshitalacarte:
Facebook creepin’
My friend, Aaron, has some sweet pics.
(And he’s only 5’5 - WIN)
Shoes with a hidden 2.4 inch lift. Ah-cha-cha.
But really, guys, you don’t need these. Shortie Cooteratties are just mah styyyyle.
I know that this isn’t very PC in that it is saying that men aren’t masculine if they aren’t taller than a woman or something like that, buuuut….
I think it’s adorable.
Mostly just because I have a strange obsession with short males.
My dad is 5’6 and my mom is 5’0. They’re freaking adorable.
My boyfriend is 5’5 and I’m 5’2. We’re pretty cute too if I do say so myself.
/PointlessBabbling
Cute things (in no order):
- sleeping cats
- soprano ukuleles
- things with owls on them
- wiener dogs
- short people
- marshmallow peeps
- craft projects with googly eyes
- small children in overalls
- VW Bugs
- Bonsai trees
Cheesy pickup line just used on me:
“I may be 5’5 but my personality is at least 6’2.”
Win!
#Short man love.
I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.
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-Eminem Right on, man. :) |
