People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
I’m so old.
(Also - what a strange Boy Meets World episode that is. “And we’ll always know that he was this tall… *points to pencil mark on wall*”)