(Actually, I order other bitches to do that while I text in the office.)
Kienan: No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
Me: Story of my life.
Ice cream from Jack ‘N The Box at 2am? Yes, please.

Ice cream from Jack ‘N The Box at 2am? Yes, please.

There’s nothing like Gus’ Pretzels to rid you of a hangover. 

I got the salsiccia pretzel sandwich with a cup of nacho cheese. :)

There’s nothing like Gus’ Pretzels to rid you of a hangover. 

I got the salsiccia pretzel sandwich with a cup of nacho cheese. :)

When did we become a society where 8 minutes is too long?

I work at a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell, and we often sell pizza and breadsticks so quickly that we can’t keep up with the drive thru’s demand. If this is the case, let the customer know of this and ask them to pull to the parking lot and wait for the hot, fresh, delicious food to come out of the oven. It only takes eight minutes for the crust to bake. Sometimes, depending on when during the baking process they order, their wait is less than eight minutes. 

This, apparently, is totally unacceptable to the general public. 

Reason #836 Why I Love My Roommates:They have a stash of Jack ‘N’ The Box ranch in the fridge. 

Reason #836 Why I Love My Roommates:

They have a stash of Jack ‘N’ The Box ranch in the fridge. 

1. I work at Taco Bell.
2. At the end of the night, certain foods are always thrown away. 
3. Rice is one of these foods. 
4. Rather than see it go to waste, I decided to take it home. 
5. Thus, there is a large collection of Taco Bell rice (three bags full) in my fridge. 
6. My roommate texted me this picture this morning with a quizzical note. 
7. Rice Hoarder, hear me roar. 

1. I work at Taco Bell.

2. At the end of the night, certain foods are always thrown away. 

3. Rice is one of these foods. 

4. Rather than see it go to waste, I decided to take it home. 

5. Thus, there is a large collection of Taco Bell rice (three bags full) in my fridge. 

6. My roommate texted me this picture this morning with a quizzical note. 

7. Rice Hoarder, hear me roar. 

I. LOVE. THESE. UNIFORMS. 
We need to get them at work. NOW.

I. LOVE. THESE. UNIFORMS. 

We need to get them at work. NOW.

Yesterday I was in a wedding. Hooray.
We were starving after the ceremony/pictures and couldn’t wait ‘til 7:30 to eat at the reception hall. 
So we stopped at Taco Bell (where three of us work) for a snack.
Some stranger creeped us and put it on Facebook.
And that stranger is friends with someone I know! 
Small world, eh?
Check it out…

Yesterday I was in a wedding. Hooray.

We were starving after the ceremony/pictures and couldn’t wait ‘til 7:30 to eat at the reception hall. 

So we stopped at Taco Bell (where three of us work) for a snack.

Some stranger creeped us and put it on Facebook.

And that stranger is friends with someone I know! 

Small world, eh?

Check it out…

One of my co-workers wrote this. Hilarious.

One of my co-workers wrote this. Hilarious.

20thcenturytear:

Tbell ROCKS the drive through times!!!!

 At work we have to keep our transaction time down in the drive-thru. Yesterday we were at 39 seconds! Hell yes! Chelcey and I rock at life.

20thcenturytear:

Tbell ROCKS the drive through times!!!!

 At work we have to keep our transaction time down in the drive-thru. Yesterday we were at 39 seconds! Hell yes! Chelcey and I rock at life.