So, do you remember when I was in high school and I bought that wonderfully tacky red fake Chinese dress at that one store on Main Street? I wore it to, like, homecoming or something and it was really tight and really short. Well, it’s still tight and short but I put it on and, God damn, it zips right up. It’s a little bit lumpier than it was when I was sixteen but IT FITS! Hot diggety!
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a voicemail from my big sister, Mary Hot diggety, indeed! You go, girl! <3 |
