bullshitalacarte:
My friend, Jess, is hil-ar-i-ous. Much love.
Overheard:
“Who here hasn’t taken a naked picture of themselves? Or been pass-out-drunk and peed where they weren’t supposed to? Who?!”
And also, no offense but don’t bring your children. I wanna get drunk, cuss, and maybe even get naked.
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| — | Kevin Seithel |
