I can’t focus on my porn with all of this real sex going on around me!
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| — | “No Strings Attached” |
The thing about fucking in a Prius is that you don’t have to feel guilty about it. ‘Cause, you know, there’s no carbon footprint.
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| — | “No Strings Attached” |
You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.
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| — | Natalie Portman, “No Strings Attached” |
I’m watching a scary movie! My first thought was that you should be here to jump on me when you get scared.
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| — |
-the boy I’m “talking to” #cuteness |
Got 2 million dollars?
You can buy the District 12 village/set.
It’s in North Carolina.
#Let’sHuntInTheMotherFuckin’Seam
Continuing the rape theme: Irreversible is known for its rape scene, but the beating of the guy with a fire extinguisher is what made me want to throw up. That movie is hard to watch. #recommendbutcantrecommendforeveryone
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| — | Larry Burkett |
I don’t care that Tom Hanks is 56, a mere 3 years older than my dad.
I would still totally sleep with him.
SRSLY.
So this movie is playing at the theater shown in the background of a scene in Back To The Future. What the fuck!?
