I can’t focus on my porn with all of this real sex going on around me!
The thing about fucking in a Prius is that you don’t have to feel guilty about it. ‘Cause, you know, there’s no carbon footprint.
You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.
Natalie Portman, “No Strings Attached”
Andrew will be at my apartment in…
I want to have a Mary-Kate & Ashley movie marathon soon. This is not a joke.
I’m watching a scary movie! My first thought was that you should be here to jump on me when you get scared.
-the boy I’m “talking to”
Got 2 million dollars?
You can buy the District 12 village/set.
It’s in North Carolina.
Continuing the rape theme: Irreversible is known for its rape scene, but the beating of the guy with a fire extinguisher is what made me want to throw up. That movie is hard to watch. #recommendbutcantrecommendforeveryone
I don’t care that Tom Hanks is 56, a mere 3 years older than my dad.
I would still totally sleep with him.
Simon and Garfunkel is the poetry of drugs and promiscuous sex. They’re on pot.
So this movie is playing at the theater shown in the background of a scene in Back To The Future. What the fuck!?
He’s from Missouri and all they do is kill the men and rape the women and children.