Dilemma:
I want to purchase NLDS hat, but will want an NLCS hat tomorrow, but will want a world series hat next week, but will want a championship hat in two weeks. Living in the worlds greatest baseball city is almost unbearable.
The JeffCo Spritzer: bum wine (see: Mad Dog), seltzer water, crushed ice, Cardinals glass from the ’90s #Missouri #Hoosier #Redneck #Midwest #STL (Taken with Instagram at Where All Shame Is Left Behind)
I stopped at Tower for a pre-work drink. The three primary TVs had the Mizzou game on. The hidden TV in the corner that nobody was watching had the Cardinals game on. I think you can track the decline of the U.S. as a superpower by the rate at which football has eclipsed baseball as its national pastime.
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| — | Larry Burkett |
Spectacular Meteor Shower Should Be Visible to Most
One of the best meteor shower events of the year will be happening this weekend, peaking late tonight. Most of the country should have at least a decent view.
bullshitalacarte:
I wish I had been in The Bootheel.
#STL
Taken with Instagram
Bullshitalacarte:
I passed these guys on the way to my parents’ house.
The horse is just chillin’ in someone’s yard.
Dear Westport rapist, I will be at Buzzard Beach next Friday. I will likely be alone and drunk in unfamiliar surroundings. Whatever you do, please don’t rape me. Kthxbye.
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| — | Larry Burkett |
Sleepy residents of South City:
I want to take a nap but I don’t want to waste my evening sleeping.
This would be avoidable with an alarm clock. Unfortunately, I have a bad track record of waking up to such things.
Who wants to take a nap with me and then wake me up in two hours or so?
#I’mNotJoking
#CreepyButSerious
I am enjoying a nightcap and reading in bed.
Meanwhile my boyfriend is busy seeing Sleigh Bells at The Blue Note.
#Jealous
Going to that dive bar in Granite City with Andrew tonight to meet some friends and humiliate myself in a game or two of pool. I’m not sure what to wear, though. I’m mauricin’ SO HARD right now.
I was down at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting in St. Louis, not to be confused with the decades-long gun show in East St. Louis.
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| — | Stephen Colbert |
I’m pissed I missed this this year. 
