Goodbye, Childhood. I’ve been clinging to you long enough.

Great. Now there will never be a sequel to Tom & Huck!

I remember this happening and being so confused as to why it was such a huge deal that Ellen liked women. See, even as a kid I welcomed diversity with open arms. 

I’m pleased to know that I haven’t strayed from that view.

In an interview with Premiere magazine, John Cusack commented that his one regret about turning twenty-one was that he had become too old to play Holden Caulfield.

I think I just died and went to heaven.

Just For Fun

1. So I am obsessed with Hayley WIlliams’ hair. She is so gorgeous. 

2. I have never, ever dyed my hair before. Ever. 

3. I used to be DTF with this, proud even. But now I’m thinking that I should maybe try it once before I turn 85. You know, just to do it. 

4. I realize that I look NOTHING like Hayley, and that’s okay. I don’t want to. 

5. My friend has a red wig, and I tried it on this morning (without her permission).

Your thoughts, ladies and gentlemen?

I never knew what Mary Kay looked like. She was kind of a babe for an old, overly make-upped broad. 

It’s gonna be a good night.

Oh, The Onion…