-Michael, 28 (Weird Things That Turn Men On - Cosmopolitan)
Who is the Michael fellow and how can I make him my boyfriend?
Goodbye, Childhood. I’ve been clinging to you long enough.
Great. Now there will never be a sequel to Tom & Huck!
I remember this happening and being so confused as to why it was such a huge deal that Ellen liked women. See, even as a kid I welcomed diversity with open arms.
I’m pleased to know that I haven’t strayed from that view.
Just For Fun
1. So I am obsessed with Hayley WIlliams’ hair. She is so gorgeous.
2. I have never, ever dyed my hair before. Ever.
3. I used to be DTF with this, proud even. But now I’m thinking that I should maybe try it once before I turn 85. You know, just to do it.
4. I realize that I look NOTHING like Hayley, and that’s okay. I don’t want to.
5. My friend has a red wig, and I tried it on this morning (without her permission).
Your thoughts, ladies and gentlemen?