Mug-life, yo!

I wish we’d gotten to see more of Hermione’s muggle life, maybe some childhood friends or more information about her parents (aside from their occupation - dentists). What was their relationship like? We know basically nothing about her life outside of Hogwarts. It makes me curious and sad. 


bullshitalacarte:Douglas Adams 

bullshitalacarte:
Douglas Adams 

Reading Harry Potter and being on Tumblr just makes me laugh imagining what it’d be like if Gilderoy Lockheart had a Tumblr.
Dear new follower, Please marry me. -Analicia 

Dear new follower
Please marry me.
-Analicia 


bullshitalacarte:#BookLove 

bullshitalacarte:

#BookLove 

I was born in a family of landless peasants.
Jose Saramago
The Hunger Games is:

  • The Lottery
  • The Most Dangerous Game
  • Lord of the Flies
  • Running Man
  • Terminator
  • Twilight

I swear my book collection doubles each time I unpack from a move. Where did they come from!? I have more books than shelves and no more space. 

#Jess

Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
NORTHANGER ABBEY, JANE AUSTEN

provocatoria:

old as balls.


bullshitalacarte:
I hate it when people confuse ‘hoe’ with ‘ho’. #get your homophones right, bitches! 

bullshitalacarte:

I hate it when people confuse ‘hoe’ with ‘ho’. 

#get your homophones right, bitches! 

More doodling.
It’s all chicken-scratchy because I was looking at it in a mirror and was concentrating harder on former the letters backwards. It’s supposed to say “It’s history. It’s poetry.” which is a line from Catcher In The Rye.  

More doodling.

It’s all chicken-scratchy because I was looking at it in a mirror and was concentrating harder on former the letters backwards. 

It’s supposed to say “It’s history. It’s poetry.” which is a line from Catcher In The Rye.  

Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
Albus Dumbledore
JK Rowling’s beach body? Why is this on the internets? Not necessary. 

JK Rowling’s beach body? Why is this on the internets? Not necessary.