Bullshitalacarte:@Jess!  <3
Oh! Well hello there, Miss Stella. <3

Oh! Well hello there, Miss Stella. <3

My roommate&#8217;s cat, Han Solo, is a hipster.

My roommate’s cat, Han Solo, is a hipster.

Han, wtf!?

Han, wtf!?

I woke up to not one but two piles of steaming poo on the carpet.

My roommate’s cat is upping his game.

Dear Steve Martin,
I know you&#8217;re, like, 66 now. 
But that doesn&#8217;t matter to me.
I want to have your babies. 
Riiiight meow!
Signed,
Analicia

Dear Steve Martin,

I know you’re, like, 66 now. 

But that doesn’t matter to me.

I want to have your babies. 

Riiiight meow!

Signed,

Analicia

sweaterneck:

threeraspberries:

Double Furball by happyrocketfingers

The eye of SAURON.
This would be adorable if those nasty man-feet weren&#8217;t there.

This would be adorable if those nasty man-feet weren’t there.

Rollin&#8217; like a G

Rollin’ like a G

Well I would have taken a cute picture of Han in a box if he hadn&#8217;t been camera shy&#8230;

Well I would have taken a cute picture of Han in a box if he hadn’t been camera shy…

Ralphie, the runt.

Ralphie, the runt.

The kitties are now eating dry food! :)

The kitties are now eating dry food! :)

This is my cat, Edmond. She is a girl with a boy name. She is also the mother of seven kittens.

Sometimes I call her Kitler, because she has a little mustache. 

This is my cat, Edmond. She is a girl with a boy name. She is also the mother of seven kittens.

Sometimes I call her Kitler, because she has a little mustache.