Farewell Facebook… Timeline will soon swallow you up and spit you out into the abyss of internets past.
I’ve been working a disgusting amount lately.
Twenty hours one day - fourteen the next
Because of this, my schedule has been reduced to this:
- Wake up
- Shower
- Work
- Get home
- Drink
- Tumblr/Facebook/OKCupid
- Pass out
- Repeat
Pathetic.
It’s 10pm on a Friday night, and I’m sitting in front of a computer eating leftover pizza at my parents’ house. Don’t be jealous.






