bullshitalacarte:I work with the grown-up version of this man. 

bullshitalacarte:
I work with the grown-up version of this man. 

I found this in a google search. Me gusta.

I found this in a google search. Me gusta.

This guy is a mutual friend’s friend on Facebook. I do not know him.But damnit if I don’t want to have his babies. #Creep#Nerd 

This guy is a mutual friend’s friend on Facebook. 
I do not know him.
But damnit if I don’t want to have his babies.
#Creep
#Nerd 

I want a girl that’ll let me hum the star wars theme as I put my penis inside of her.

thispartysoverrated:

Sorry, this is too funny to not reblog.

I’m honestly surprised I haven’t drunkenly done this already.

My roommate and I spotted this today at the mall. I want one!

#Star Wars

My roommate and I spotted this today at the mall. I want one!

#Star Wars

Swap ‘math’ with ‘literature’ and this is all me, baby!

Swap ‘math’ with ‘literature’ and this is all me, baby!