Bullshit à la carte...

This is so not Katniss, but it almost is. Like, it’s chic. Like, it’s a total white girl braid. Like, it’s a, “I’m going to biology 101 right now” kinda braid. But if you killed some bitches with a bow when you had a braid like this it would be hella legitimate. I mean, I braided this drunk. Hellas. To me you look like Katniss right now.

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—	my roommate’s boyfriend

nativetigress:

This is one of the greatest spoken word poetry pieces I have ever heard.

bullshitalacarte:

Wow. Just… amazing.
This made me tear up.

Sing it, girl.

figurativelyspoken:

I fucking love this guy

I don’t care if you’re black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, or poor. If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you. Simple as that.

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—	-Eminem Right on, man. :)

I am so sick of hearing people use the word “gay” as a derogatory term.

Go back to 1992 with that shit.

Exotic dancer at Novak’s.