Bullshitalacarte

Is it wrong that I really kind of sort of enjoy this awful pizza layout?

I made it myself.
You’re jealous.  

Did G.W.Bush know about al-Qaeda’s attack before it happened?

#homegrown #peppers, #onions and #cabbage, #vegan sausage and whole grain bread with #Veganaise. #sandwich #food #Vegetarian #lunch (Taken with Instagram at Where All Shame Is Left Behind)

WTF. 
I seriously need to reconsider this relationship. 

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(Yes I did and yes it was.)

I found this in a google search. Me gusta.

It was really yummy but now I feel like there is a tiny ninja doing roundhouse kicks inside of my belly.

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Toast with mustard.
About to add some veggie sausages.
#EffYeahBreakfast 

Garlic hummus, carrot stick, Boca burger fried in olive oil on lightly toasted bread with onions and chipotle mayo, vegetarian baked beans in bourbon sauce <3

Lovely.

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vodka gummy bears in a flour tortilla! 

#stlmardigras 

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Elle - this is the cuteness. 

Ice cream from Jack ‘N The Box at 2am? Yes, please.

There’s nothing like Gus’ Pretzels to rid you of a hangover. 

I got the salsiccia pretzel sandwich with a cup of nacho cheese. :)