Bullshit à la carte...

I found this on a friend of a friend’s on Facebook.

There is a cascade of my friends getting married/engaged on my feed as of late. Speaking of late, where is this pizza guy?

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—	Davey Mendoza

There is a cascade of my friends getting married/engaged on my feed as of late. Speaking of late, where is this pizza guy?

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—	Davey Mendoza

Bullshitalacarte:Mwahahahaha. I’m so hilarious.

Bullshitalacarte:
Mwahahahaha. I’m so hilarious.

bullshitalacarte:I creeped this photo from The Facebook. What darling little children.

bullshitalacarte:
I creeped this photo from The Facebook.
What darling little children.

bullshitalacarte:Facebook creepin’My friend, Aaron, has some sweet pics. (And he’s only 5’5 - WIN)

bullshitalacarte:

Facebook creepin’
My friend, Aaron, has some sweet pics.
(And he’s only 5’5 - WIN)

One of my facebook friends has a photo album entitled ‘Hall of Hotties.’
This is a photo from it.

What the!?

bullshitalacarte:

I know it’s catty to stalk your boyfriend’s exes on Facebook
and then publicly bash them.
BUT WHAT DA FUCK!?

#Shame

#Blasphemy

#IownAll9seasonsOnDVD

Radiohead

Hipster as balls

bullshitalacaret:

This is the most hilariously accurate Shit Hipsters Say.
The best part?
I know this guy in real life.

#STLhipsters

Facebook.

Jess Cugley is one of the Earth’s funniest humans.

This guy is a mutual friend’s friend on Facebook.
I do not know him.
But damnit if I don’t want to have his babies.
#Creep
#Nerd

Bad idea: a motivational speaker at a methadone clinic whose message is “do what you love.

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—	Larry Burkett