I think the single most important scene in The Wire is when McNulty tries to put together IKEA furniture while drinking Jameson. The lesson is that it’s hard to put together IKEA furniture when you’re drinking Jameson.
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Dear Westport rapist, I will be at Buzzard Beach next Friday. I will likely be alone and drunk in unfamiliar surroundings. Whatever you do, please don’t rape me. Kthxbye.
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I am enjoying a nightcap and reading in bed.
Meanwhile my boyfriend is busy seeing Sleigh Bells at The Blue Note.
#Jealous
Jess and I are pantsless in her bed, drunk and gushing about a boy I like and other fun things.
#StereotypedGirls
#WeNeedAToplessPillowFight
#LaughAtMyJokesDamnit
I married this man in Vegas.
After seeing this on his Facebook, I wish it had been a real wedding!
#StarWarsTurnsMeOn
Druk philosophy: My favorite thig in the world is laughter and the like. Girls are always like, “I want a guy that makes me laugh… Meh…
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I posted this a month ago. What the heck? Drunk. I think I was trying to say that, while I want a guy that can make me laugh, it is more important for me to find a guy that I can make laugh. I want to be a funny couple, not a girl with a funny guy. |
Happy Halloween!
I woke up on the floor in the middle of the living room with no pants on and there was a plate of scrambled eggs on my chest.
It’s mayfliesmayfly’s birfday. She drunk :) (Taken with Instagram at Blueberry Hill)
It’s my half birfday. And guess what? I’m drunk again! :)
Dear White Castle,
I would very much appreciate it if you refrained from giving me a giant handful of grape jelly with my order the next time I visit your drive-thru. If someone asks for a small amount of ketchup, that is exactly what they mean. Because of this mix-up, my lap is now covered in a thick, breakfasty (if this isn’t a word already, it is now) substance. Thank you for ruining my drive home.
Love,
Miss Analicia
