Texts with my crush at 4am
Me: My current state - lying on my living room floor and discussing topics including (but not limited to) Danny DeVito, 16th Century England, local beers, John Wayne Gacy, and Depression Glassware. You?
Him: Those are all very important (and related) topics. It actually sounds like a Wikipedia session. You look up something about sharks and five hours later you're somehow reading about popular footwear in 14th Century France.
I'm in love.
