Step 1: Make an impulse buy.
Step 2: Take them home and excitedly take a picture of them.
Step 3: Wear them around the house while dancing to various hits of the 60s.
Step 4: Feel guilty about buying them.
Step 5: While still wearing them, lie on the floor watching Friends and associating with Rachel Green circa season 1 way too much.
Step 6: Find overdue bill on your bedroom floor.
Step 7: Begrudgingly take off shoes and march them up to the mall for a return.
Step 8: Wind up spending that same money on something just as frivolous at Forever 21.
