Who cares if, like, a 90-year old Jerry Lewis thinks women aren’t funny. It’s fine. It’s endearing, if anything. It’s like when your grandmother is a racist. It’s adorable.
#MargaretCho #SeleneLuna #PrideFest #STL #StandUp #Comedy (Taken with Instagram at Pridefest 2012)
bullshitalacarte:
I know it’s catty to stalk your boyfriend’s exes on Facebook
and then publicly bash them.
BUT WHAT DA FUCK!?
#Shame
#Blasphemy
#IownAll9seasonsOnDVD
Facebook.
Jess Cugley is one of the Earth’s funniest humans.
Bad news: I’m dying. The doctor told me today I’ve only got 40 years left to live.
Druk philosophy: My favorite thig in the world is laughter and the like. Girls are always like, “I want a guy that makes me laugh… Meh…
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I posted this a month ago. What the heck? Drunk.
I think I was trying to say that, while I want a guy that can make me laugh, it is more important for me to find a guy that I can make laugh. I want to be a funny couple, not a girl with a funny guy.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Pie: The Ultimate Excuse
Me: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Want to grab coffee and go to a comedy show?
Lindsay Cupcake: I would, but I have to go home and bake a pie.
Me: Pie comes before everything. I TOTALLY understand. <3
pearsejames:
Pixels on the screen stretched and morphed as my eyes gripped the hope of looming lunch time. The office door burst open and Mark, came storming in from the factory floor.
“CRAZY BAH”, his nasal Cork twang arrowed the statement across the room.
“A PLANE HAS JUST FLOWN INTO WAN OF DE TWIN…
I hear a piccolo in my head every time I see a vagina.
I could have done one large load of laundry, but I was too lazy to go around the house and pick up clothes, so two small loads it is. This has been another installment of “Larry Burkett takes a crap on the environment.” Tune in next week when I discard old electronics in the dumpster behind my house.
Random Observation:
I just saw a couple with the furthest apart attractiveness numbers I’ve ever seen. He looked like a troll and she looked like a high-class hooker. Oh…wait.
