Taken with InstagramBullshitalacarte: I passed these guys on the way to my parents’ house. The horse is just chillin’ in someone’s yard.  

Taken with Instagram

Bullshitalacarte: 

I passed these guys on the way to my parents’ house. 
The horse is just chillin’ in someone’s yard.  

Low Budget Advertising #friedchicken #chicken #STL #popeyes #fastfood (Taken with Instagram at Popeye’s)

Low Budget Advertising #friedchicken #chicken #STL #popeyes #fastfood (Taken with Instagram at Popeye’s)

fattiesdelight:

Arroz con Pollo

fattiesdelight:

Arroz con Pollo

While taking leftover Food Court Chinese and mixing it with a package of ramen noodles and an ungodly amount of crushed red pepper is delicious, it really does a number on your belly at 4:30 in the morning. 
Oy vey.

While taking leftover Food Court Chinese and mixing it with a package of ramen noodles and an ungodly amount of crushed red pepper is delicious, it really does a number on your belly at 4:30 in the morning. 

Oy vey.

Chicken and Syberg’s STL Style Wing Sauce… what else are you supposed to eat when it’s 3am and you just got home from the gay bar?

Chicken and Syberg’s STL Style Wing Sauce… what else are you supposed to eat when it’s 3am and you just got home from the gay bar?

Wendy’s. Nom.

Wendy’s. Nom.

Spicy chicken ramen noodles and a fried egg with grated parmesan cheese.
HELLO, breakfast!

Spicy chicken ramen noodles and a fried egg with grated parmesan cheese.

HELLO, breakfast!

Mmmmmm’mmmmm.

Mmmmmm’mmmmm.

Nothin’ like White Castle at 2am.

Nothin’ like White Castle at 2am.

I like to lable things oddly. It keeps me amused at work.

I like to lable things oddly. It keeps me amused at work.

Last night I went into the China King on Gravois in South City. Someone I wound up in a thirty minute discussion with, Meng*, a young man from Shanghai on the internatinal differences of mayonnaise. He then gave me a free order of “mayanays chicken”, fried rice and crab rangoons. It was delicious! Who knew Chinese mayo could be so wonderful? The free meal was in exchange for me helping him find employees. You leaned in closely and said, “Hey, you know other people like you? Other of the white people? I need them to work for me. I have a black and a Mexican, but I need more whites. I have too many like me working here.” Oh lordy! Haha.
So, Meng, this post is for you. The China King on Gravois in STL is hiring delivery drivers and cashiers. You will make “a lot of dollar” and you will get free food galore. Blacks, Mexicans and Asians need not apply.
*For the record, I had never seen this man before in my life.

Last night I went into the China King on Gravois in South City. Someone I wound up in a thirty minute discussion with, Meng*, a young man from Shanghai on the internatinal differences of mayonnaise. He then gave me a free order of “mayanays chicken”, fried rice and crab rangoons. It was delicious! Who knew Chinese mayo could be so wonderful? The free meal was in exchange for me helping him find employees. You leaned in closely and said, “Hey, you know other people like you? Other of the white people? I need them to work for me. I have a black and a Mexican, but I need more whites. I have too many like me working here.” Oh lordy! Haha.

So, Meng, this post is for you. The China King on Gravois in STL is hiring delivery drivers and cashiers. You will make “a lot of dollar” and you will get free food galore. Blacks, Mexicans and Asians need not apply.

*For the record, I had never seen this man before in my life.

My best friend and I work together. We made these yesterday.

My best friend and I work together. We made these yesterday.

Since having my Wisdom teeth removed, bouillon and soggy crackers are all that I can eat. Weight loss, here I come.

Since having my Wisdom teeth removed, bouillon and soggy crackers are all that I can eat. Weight loss, here I come.