Bullshitalacarte:

This is my best friend Eric’s mom (circa 1992).
Fantastic.  

BFFsTake: 2
Star Wars and Katy PerryWe don’t give a fuck! 

BFFs
Take: 2

Star Wars and Katy Perry
We don’t give a fuck! 

This from my high school BFF’s wedding. #fuck yeah the midwest 

This from my high school BFF’s wedding. 

#fuck yeah the midwest 

Why is this girl barefoot in the bathroom?

Why is this girl barefoot in the bathroom?

My best friend and I are baking a wedding cake right now.

…or rather, she’s making it and I’m being the artful observer. :)

My best friend, Eric, has an extra ticket to Reel Big Fish tonight…

And I can’t go because I have to work.

Whomp. Whomp.

We saw Boba Fett on The Strip!

We saw Boba Fett on The Strip!

My best friend and I work together. We made these yesterday.

My best friend and I work together. We made these yesterday.

My best friend, Elle, and I found this at the mall today. I kept it. :)

My best friend, Elle, and I found this at the mall today. I kept it. :)