It’s true… I have no life.
This evening I:
- Got home from work.
- Made some pasta.
- Watched The Seven Year Itch.
- Took a nap.
- YouTubed how to put on pin-up girl makeup.
- Applied said pin-up girl makeup.
- Watched samplings of other classic movies out of boredom.
- GPOY raped every form of social media.
- Had a dance party for one to a bunch of girly ’90s songs (Britney, Christina, Mandy, Spice Girls, BSB, *Nsync, ETC).
Annnnnd now it’s 1am and I need to go to sleep.
G’night, Tumblr. <3
padfootisawesome:
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
STOP ITTTTTT
Bullshitalacarte:
HOLYSHITOHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKNOOOOMYBRAINISMELTING!
I’m so old.
#24
(Also - what a strange Boy Meets World episode that is. “And we’ll always know that he was this tall… *points to pencil mark on wall*”)
“Yep.That’s my senior photo.”
#Diamond Bodine-Fischer
Step 1: Make an impulse buy.
Step 2: Take them home and excitedly take a picture of them.
Step 3: Wear them around the house while dancing to various hits of the 60s.
Step 4: Feel guilty about buying them.
Step 5: While still wearing them, lie on the floor watching Friends and associating with Rachel Green circa season 1 way too much.
Step 6: Find overdue bill on your bedroom floor.
Step 7: Begrudgingly take off shoes and march them up to the mall for a return.
Step 8: Wind up spending that same money on something just as frivolous at Forever 21.
inyouratmosphere:
things i vowed to never show the outside world:
probably the best picture from my childhood. 9th b-day party. simba cake. end of story. that’s my (still) best friend behind and to the right of me.
This party is big ballin’.
Me currently:
Listening to the Reality Bites soundtrack and watching my best friend clean her room.
Me later:
Chinese buffet and a flask full of rum.
JTT turned thirty today.
Goodbye, Childhood. I’ve been clinging to you long enough.
Great. Now there will never be a sequel to Tom & Huck!
Cary Elwes… yummy!
I own this movie on both VHS and DVD.
