Like my life, this blog is riddled with non sequiturs. color> I’m a girl on the cusp of her twenty-fourth year. I drink a lot. I nap a lot. I’m full of laughter. I’m half Country Mouse and half City Mouse. I’ve been told my soul is old. I live in good ol’ St. Louis, Missouri. If you follow me, I will follow you. Analicia Recipe: Combine one cup of goofiness with a dash of eccentricity and two heaping tablespoons of adventure. Fold ingredients into a bowl. Blend in a touch of intelligence and awkwardness, a pinch of creativity and a giant smile. Sauté in garlic and olive oil for two minutes. Add a dollop of sarcasm, a pinch of snark, and three cups of silliness. Serve warm with a side of quirks and foibles and coffee mug filled to the brim with cheap red wine. color> Check out the love(s) of my life: . Elle Jess Cupcake The Boy Kip color> Tumblr (3.0; @bullshitalacarte)http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca0b3234db9d591fc3b35705e4245ceb/tumblr_mmy61xyNtB1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s up, Doc? (at SSM St. Clare Health Center)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50653543532http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50653543532Fri, 17 May 2013 09:39:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/519cb7ee59c76da32f009d742dc2d111/tumblr_mmt79ylbYi1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>3 hours of sleep, 10 hours of work, and 96 ounces of coffee later… #This</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50448899542http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50448899542Tue, 14 May 2013 17:17:58 -0500this<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aefe5bcfcdd779ac432382a94b48bd94/tumblr_mmphbwuhf31qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tabbouleh & crepe paper! #HappyMothersDay @amandakocher (at Tower Grove Park)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50292382606http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50292382606Sun, 12 May 2013 17:04:44 -0500happymothersday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc6e033e62f5d01da894df7abac3e48b/tumblr_mmod7rxylO1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>East St. Louis Toodle-oo by Steel Mill-y Dan #OldJams #GraniteCity #DorkyWordplay (at Mississippi River)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50235324965http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50235324965Sun, 12 May 2013 02:38:15 -0500dorkywordplaygranitecityoldjams<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f07f059b1aeed35eeeb7b3f846b3171f/tumblr_mmnxiv4q2D1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Lipstick Children by Marc by Marc Jacobs coming summer 2013” @bebop_synonymous (at The Kitschen)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50214764423http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50214764423Sat, 11 May 2013 20:59:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8809be73457c6312b845c3d13991dc17/tumblr_mmlft9xymT1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve been on Instagram for one year and this is my one-thousandth picture! Hip hip hooray! #LameoCelebration</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50099393784http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50099393784Fri, 10 May 2013 12:41:33 -0500lameocelebration<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a73f486be60c5ec772627c93b37563d8/tumblr_mmkhgnpwqq1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gel. Us. @bebop_synonymous</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50071551933http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/50071551933Fri, 10 May 2013 00:19:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c449073d07320a5fc04add0b19c55a9d/tumblr_mmhkk34Pbl1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a couple of babes. #Latergram (at Babe City)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49937428981http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49937428981Wed, 08 May 2013 10:33:39 -0500latergram<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/356302a874ee3cd9b46eb8563155b77f/tumblr_mmfx8nZePY1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So last night at the #Palace show some random guy was like, “Hey, is this you dressed as #PrincessJasmine?” @raestassi, WTF?</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49866859434http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49866859434Tue, 07 May 2013 13:12:22 -0500palaceprincessjasmine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306a61bbc205c340330b159c378b14b9/tumblr_mmbegkr5Gp1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Crocodile Rock #CincoDeMayo #EltonJohn</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49664036066http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49664036066Sun, 05 May 2013 02:36:19 -0500cincodemayoeltonjohn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2299af59157da38c896ca5b73dff3f5e/tumblr_mmb7vrmPNr1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#EvanKuhnery #BeachBallPinata #CincoDeMayo #PonePone</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49656933596http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49656933596Sun, 05 May 2013 00:14:14 -0500cincodemayoponeponeevankuhnerybeachballpinata<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cd0d465cdaacbcc015946ae72a78214/tumblr_mmb69qtcgi1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So many festive things #CookieCake #CincoDeMayo #PonePone #StarWars #Fornachoned</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49654631670http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49654631670Sat, 04 May 2013 23:39:26 -0500cincodemayoponeponefornachonedcookiecakestarwars<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f5f15bee87830b7dbfa58eb74f4f240/tumblr_mmaj2wURfm1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unscathed #NoNibs #CookieCakeAndTofu #Fornachoned @bebop_synonymous @ohmylorne (at The Kitschen)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49618878000http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49618878000Sat, 04 May 2013 15:18:31 -0500fornachonednonibscookiecakeandtofu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/994817b1712b5fc732e30a013d607a37/tumblr_mmai80qQnj1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Belle & Jasmine #PrincessParty (at Disney Magic)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49617503982http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49617503982Sat, 04 May 2013 15:00:00 -0500princessparty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2144530f7a0caeb0f6c12a2b8bdc0e74/tumblr_mm8cw2iiJU1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>¡Olé-dle! #Ladle #Olé #PlayOnWords #Goofy #Work (at Dental Laboratory)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49518229397http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49518229397Fri, 03 May 2013 11:09:38 -0500olégoofyplayonwordsworkladle<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/427d57911337dd193a17885cf1d21ba3/tumblr_mm3g02sHgF1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bumpin’ & Bindin’! #BumpinNGrindin #Bumper #Binders #Women #MittRomney</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49317687934http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49317687934Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:28:50 -0500bindersbumpinngrindinwomenmittromneybumper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09d9d1e75a822f1d7d4a908dba935412/tumblr_mlziorptJx1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bathroom notes about friendship. @bebop_synonymous #GoldenGirls #CommodeEtiquette (at The Kitschen)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49125227440http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/49125227440Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:36:27 -0500commodeetiquettegoldengirls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3de7d11c540b5df2431693583ea4d992/tumblr_mlw8glcQj81qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Let me just fan myself with some #AllenGates…” @jmadarasz #IndieHipHop (at Firebird)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48977847706http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48977847706Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:02:44 -0500allengatesindiehiphop<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6593a6c93977cfefa36bce2e5bb39cb/tumblr_mlvw3qIQDn1qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakin’ habits (at QuikTrip)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48958958075http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48958958075Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:35:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7c9fe9f0dda07dc2928f55859e4ca20/tumblr_mlthojKjv31qgulevo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And the joke continues… #BunnyMuffinLips #WorkingHardOrHardlyWorking (at Dental Laboratory)</p>http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48856794705http://bullshitalacarte.tumblr.com/post/48856794705Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:29:07 -0500workinghardorhardlyworkingbunnymuffinlips