Bullshit à la carte..., There is a guy on OKCupid whose screenname is DiabetesJoe.

There is a guy on OKCupid whose screenname is DiabetesJoe.

Nothing has made me laugh harder.

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Like my life, this blog is riddled with non sequiturs.

I'm a girl on the cusp of her twenty-fourth year. I drink a lot. I nap a lot. I'm full of laughter. I'm half Country Mouse and half City Mouse. I've been told my soul is old.

I live in good ol' St. Louis, Missouri.

If you follow me, I will follow you. <3

Analicia Recipe:

Combine one cup of goofiness with a dash of eccentricity and two heaping tablespoons of adventure.

Fold ingredients into a bowl. Blend in a touch of intelligence and awkwardness, a pinch of creativity and a giant smile.

Sauté in garlic and olive oil for two minutes. Add a dollop of sarcasm, a pinch of snark, and three cups of silliness.

Serve warm with a side of quirks and foibles and coffee mug filled to the brim with cheap red wine.

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Jess
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