May 2012
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April 2012
8 tags
It can be spelled 'omelette' or 'omelet.'
So fuck off.
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My boyfriend doesn't like omelettes.
WTF. I seriously need to reconsider this relationship.
8 tags
Stylar breakdown!
I have eaten my weight in ice cream cake and I think my tummy is going to pop.
Listen
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“I guess my generation finds awkwardness funny”
– a seventeen-year-old that I work with
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“If you wanna get with me then you’re gonna have to get with my friends....”
– Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
I’m driving behind a truck with NY plates but the tire flaps say Somerset, PA!
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“”My perfect dream man is Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men so that I can...”
– -Zooey Deschanel, The New Girl
I’m pretty sure that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. ♥
17 tags
“I love your voice! You’re so vivacious! I’m going to have a great...”
– customer yay!
“When gay men see men everywhere, they semen everywhere.”
– my sister haha what!?
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“I was born in a family of landless peasants.”
– Jose Saramago
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“This is so not Katniss, but it almost is. Like, it’s chic. Like,...”
– my roommate’s boyfriend
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Hiya. I just had to explain the plot of Donnie Darko and then explain time travel and then explain the movie again to Brady. He still didn’t
