It can be spelled 'omelette' or 'omelet.'
So fuck off.
My boyfriend doesn't like omelettes.
WTF. I seriously need to reconsider this relationship.
I have eaten my weight in ice cream cake and I think my tummy is going to pop.
I guess my generation finds awkwardness funny– a seventeen-year-old that I work with
If you wanna get with me then you’re gonna have to get with my friends....– Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
I’m driving behind a truck with NY plates but the tire flaps say Somerset, PA!
”My perfect dream man is Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men so that I can...– -Zooey Deschanel, The New Girl I’m pretty sure that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. ♥
I love your voice! You’re so vivacious! I’m going to have a great...– customer yay!
When gay men see men everywhere, they semen everywhere.– my sister haha what!?
I was born in a family of landless peasants.– Jose Saramago
This is so not Katniss, but it almost is. Like, it’s chic. Like,...– my roommate’s boyfriend
Hiya. I just had to explain the plot of Donnie Darko and then explain time travel and then explain the movie again to Brady. He still didn’t