Don’t you EVEN spray me with 409, Man.– My friend, Brandon
It's okay to not know what your next step is.
I can't be friends with boys.
Seriously. Every time they fall for me. Hard. I’m not even joking. It’s really, really annoying. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl become great friends. Boy falls for girl. Things get awkward. Boy stops talking to girl. I’ve lost countless friends over this sort of situation. Now it’s happening again. There must be something in the water. Frustration. My best (male)...
“vagabonne: This is the second night in a row one of my friends has come to my room out of nowhere and made me get up and do things socially. Why is this happening to me?” bullshitalacarte: I have also been awoken by friends without any warning for the last two nights. It’s wound up being for the best, though. Thanks, Jess.
Story of my fucking life.
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."