I woke up on the floor in the middle of the living room with no pants on and there was a plate of scrambled eggs on my chest.
I know a lot of people who drive a standard transmission, extol the superiority...– Larry Burkett
Hey. Remember that time that I was hesitant about buying Blue Man Group tickets on the way to Vegas but you and Mary insisted so I caved. Then we saw the show and I fucking loved it. Yeah… Thanks for that.
My apologies for the 85,000 post of me in a red...
I’m just super stoked about my Halloween costume. <3 #Molly Ringwald
Omg, the things my dad says.
Dad: You look really beautiful today.
Me: Oh, thanks dad.
Dad: It's because you look like me. I'm beautiful.
Dad: You're welcome.
I was just thinking about child soldiers in the Sudan in comparison to my dulcet...– Larry Burkett